the COMPLETE GUIDE TO ABSURD JAPANESE BAND NAMES

2002

NEAR BAROMOTER
ACT VIOLENTLY
ABOUT
SPARK/SPARKS
THE PAN
THE SNUFF ROLL
THE POWERNUDE
GLEAM GARDEN
FIVE SNATCH
RUBBER MOSH
PLASTIC TREE (SOLD OUT)
VOODOO HAWAIIANS
STRAY PIG VANGUARD
THE AUTOPSY REPORT OF DROWNING SHRIMP
OUTNAUTS
VIOLENT PARTY
CALCIUMS
EX-ASSHOLE
CHOKE-SLEEPER
G-FREAK FACTORY
LOWBROW & TOTAL FAT
URCHIN FARM
FOR PETER, FOR WORSE
ROBO AFRICA
Lump of mind
No people
Spank the age
HOCKIE HOCK
THE OFF-BEATERS
ROCKY AND THE SWEDEN
ATTRACTIVE RED SHOES
MR. ORANGE
RUNT STAR
THE SNUFFROLLS
COOLER KING MCQUEEN
DOPING PANDS
MILK CROWN
IN THE SOUP

2001

SLEAZY WIZARD
SPICY BROKERS
HYENA LUNCH
GOD GRAND-MA WOOPOC
ARMY SOCKS
INCA NUISANS CLASSICAL AFRO #9
ANTI-FEMINISM
INVALID MESSAGE TEXT
MOSH BOOTH
CONFLICTING RANCOR
BOTH CHEESE
THE FACEFUL
PONY DEATH POOL
TOUGHBAND
EVERYTHING LOOTY
BARD SYRUP
WOW WOW KIDS
SCARLET MEAT
JAGGGED BUG CIRCLE
WITH MY FOOT
CHICKEN WING FACELOCK
TOTAL FAT
PUSSY PUDDING
NERF VISAGE
ORBIT CORRECTION
404 NOT FOUND
THE PACK MEN
LOOSE SPIRITUAL DIAMOND
QUAINT BRAIN

2000
Post-Scratch Ape
Das Boot
Spiny Beat
Tangy Burp
Negative Holiday
Soul Crap
Fairy Hooligans
The Unhellies
Fish Dog
Super-Ugly Jap
The Food-Loop
Lighty-light
Evil Daddy Dirt
The Chicken Mastards
The Slam Chops
Dr. Frog
Super Moony Pitch Hitter
Laid Back Mother Fucker
Top Of The Shit
Funny Fuzz
Vulgarhead
Funk Flood
Asshole Blues Players
No Melon, No Lemon
The Hairhole Burners
Real Shit
Anarchy Condom
Jack-Off Machine
Violent Honey
Abstract Oriental Plug
Terrible Headache

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NEW! updated and scrupulously researched. . .. . the BAD JAPANESE BAND NAMES 2003

BOOTY MAN

BONKIN' CLAPPER

The buggy hold jive's

THE CIRCULATORS

The clanvery mello jam

Dumpy macho wife

FUNK BEAR SYSTEM

GENIOUS p.j.s

Jamaican Cheek

Milk robber

Monkeys foot point

OLE DICK FOGGY

SHENKY GUNS

Slick and the busters

SMOKER HEADS

The SNAKE CORE GUY

SNATH CONTROL

STRONG PASTA

SUPER BAD DUDE

TRIBAL CHAIR

THE VERSION NUGGETS

SUNDAY OCTOBER 5TH 2003

i went to another punk rock show, which of course means another list of . . .
ABSURD BAND NAMES

LOUDDASS
LIBERATED STAIN
TACOS WEEZER
BAD ATTACK
PULL & ASS
TRIBAL CHAIR
NITRO MAN LUNCHERS
UNBONE BABY
GROOVY CRASS
SCUTTLE TIARA

cf rap

ENGRISH OF THE DAY: actually, today is J-EBONICS OF THE DAY!!!!

actual Japanese MC names:

def ROCKSTER

SIGHT ILL CHAOS WORLD

ILLMATIC HEAD LOCK

BURST WORLD OF CORE

and of course

THESIS

DATE: Sunday August 24
MORE JEBONICS:

let's go to a Japanese rap club. it's called MUD UP!

let's see DJ EMO and MC TRIANGLE MISTER.

or maybe DJ CHAPS and his buddy DJ HERNIA,

while MC CRAFTY CLAIMER rocks the mic, and the dancers EARTHY and BELLYHIP do their thing.

or, you can go to a different hiphop dance called. . .GAL'S BOX.

you might see

dj DEVICE, dj SEAMAN, dj BEAT KNUCKLES, or even dj WAPPIE !

and listen to "Na STY GEEZ" while dancing with JUCIE DOLL and CLAZY QUEEN.

. . . . and let's not forget dancers ORGASM and / or ROYALFOOD.

do i need to point out that these are all real names? taken from CLUB ASIA'S august schedule.

i went to another punk rock show, which of course means another list of . . .
ABSURD BAND NAMES

LOUDDASS
LIBERATED STAIN
TACOS WEEZER
BAD ATTACK
PULL & ASS
TRIBAL CHAIR
NITRO MAN LUNCHERS
UNBONE BABY
GROOVY CRASS
SCUTTLE TIARA

Japanese BREAKDANCING crew names, 2002-03:

N-TRANCE FISH,

TEAM OHHH,

NEW BLACK-ISM,

GALLAGER

ANTI-NO,

VOYAGE OF AFRO,

CHOP STICK,

BOUNCILY BOYS,

NO SMOKIN',

CRAZY SQUID,

HEWMIT-PASS,

MINI BREAST,

GOOD JOB!!!,

a world shaking discovery,

SPECIAL CREW,

REAL ABILITY,

6x9=54?,

AFROISM,

ELECTRIC TROUBLE,

BOUND STOPPERS,

One Eight Troll,

BLACK LOLITA,

VENOM,

FLAP-NOIZE,

LICK BACK,

B-MONKEY,

MEAT DA BOX,

HAH HAH,

G-SUS,

PINKY DRAGON,

FAT SMELL,

Sun Batic,

the Pith Marrow,

SHABBY,

EGG HOP,

GOLD CHEIN,

GLASS HOPPA + PINNOCHIO,

and of course the "Osaka dance attack 2002" runner up:

dio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bonus punks:

LOUDDASS
LIBERATED STAIN
TACOS WEEZER
BAD ATTACK
PULL & ASS
TRIBAL CHAIR
NITRO MAN LUNCHERS
UNBONE BABY
GROOVY CRASS
SCUTTLE TIARA

GAUCHE ORCA

Stereo fabrication of youth

Booted cocks

Bad paradise

Linus Meets Blunket

THE HARD CUSHION

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